akelly's homepage

Workshops:
V Very deeply technical stuff
V Effects of technology on society
V Internet policy issues
content rating
Hacking
V Fighting SPAM
V cryptography (political issues)
cryptography (technical)
Smartcard Security
V Activism
Virtual Communities
Tempest demonstration

akelly@hip97.nl

See also my homepage on http://www.ed.ac.uk/~akelly

I'm bringing the following equipment and other interesting things to HIP:

A stove. And lots and lots of noodles. And Salt.
Webmaster in a Nutshell.
Swimming gear.
Rizlas.
Me.

I'd really like other people to bring

Swimming gear.
Old bicycles for lake jumping.
Purple Haze.
Bongs.

I'd like to meet to discuss these topics

Who DO you mean?...
1. The people who make the cars also make the roads.
 And they won't give us a map until they've monopolised 
the transport system. 
    a) Ford b) HIPCAR c) M$
2. What's more, they're very friendly with the people who own
the land the roads are built on. 
    a) Farmer Palmer b) Kotterbosos Campsite c) Intel

WinTel - We Win by Telling you what you can & can't do.

I want to meet people to do the following project(s)

Keep in touch.
Chat.
Smoke.
Drink.
Jump in the Lake.
Make up stupid programs which automate our pagan 
chanting for sunshine.

And furthermore

It is my belief that we can only rock the foundations of the Gates 
empire by learning all we can about their products. I support and 
use Linux, but guys & girls,  nobody's heard of it.

We need concerted efforts to target GNU products at WinTel 
platforms, we need to jump onto that Java NUI platform Express, 
which is pulling away from the station whilst we stand on the 
platform arguing over the timetable.

Shareware has shown us the way. Let's show them what GNU can do.